After breakfast on Saturday we packed up and headed out for the Dunes.
The Great Sand Dunes Wilderness National Monument is perhaps one of the strangest places on earth. The title of the post is a quote from the Wilderness Act that declared the area a National Monument in 1964. It all kind of gives me the heebie jeebies. I have to make sure to look up and out over the dry, brown sand occasionally to see the green mountains beyond in order to shake the feeling that I'm not in some awful nightmare, where I'm dragging my half-dead self through the desert in search of water that never appears. Because really, the Great Sand Dunes seem as if aliens picked up a small section of the Sahara Desert with their transplant lasers and plunked it down in the middle of the Colorado mountains. The shape of the mountains, plus rainfall, water runoff and high winds have made this bizarre collection of sand piled hundreds of feet high...weird! My favorite fact from the Park's literature was the assessment of the age of the dunes: they are between 12,000- and over 1 million-years-old. Um...that's quite a spread! So basically they have no idea.
This time of year there is a small river that winds its way across the flats below the Dunes. It was so pretty and green, and the water was shallow, cool and inviting. That is where Tommy, Luke, Josh, Ryan and Valerie (who has a bum hip and can't climb) plunked down to wait for us while we climbed to the top of the highest dune. The part of me that fears endless brown wanted to stay too, but the adventurous part won out and I headed off with the rest of the crew.


YIPES! Isn't it scary?! The high peak in the background is the highest dune in the park, and really, the picture doesn't do it justice because it doesn't look that far or that high. Trust me...it's far and high! Look at the tiny dots up behind us, those are people
still at the bottom of the dunes in the "flats." The tallest dunes are 750 feet up from ground level, and you go up and then down, up and then down on your way to those highest dunes. Not to mention that the park itself sits at 8,200 feet above sea level, so you're not getting tons of oxygen. It took us two hours to do the whole hike, much of it up steep dune crests where we back slid a half step for every one step. And it takes minutes to get down, so most of that time was going up, up, up! Krista started with us, went up the first two dunes, then turned around and headed back to the river. Smart girl!! So why do we even do it, you ask? Because it's there! :) Even with all my griping about the difficulty, as long as you have a nice big bottle of water and stop when you need to, it feels like a huge accomplishment when you get to the top. And the view! Awesome.

Here's our group on the way up, stretched out like a camel caravan. Climbing the dunes is not a chatty, social thing. You kind of have to go inside yourself and keep saying "one more step, one more step." Adam is the closest to the camera and the black dot in the middle on the right side of the photo is Ben. Again, notice the tiny dots on the dunes out in the distance, those are people, to help give some perspective to the vast expanse of sand dunes before us. We wear socks going up to protect our feet and keep the sand out. Socks are really the best hiking option, as any other footwear just fills with sand and hurts. They kept the heat from the ground bearable and I only had to dump mine out once.

Oh, Ben! We know just how you feel! I love this picture because Ben's face shows just how we all felt inside climbing these monstrosities of sand. We were all dreaming of that cool stream waiting for us at the bottom. About 2/3 of the way to the top Ben said he wanted to stop, he was too tired. You have to understand that Ben is like the Energizer Bunny, he's never tired! It was odd to hear that coming from him. I went to hold his hand, make sure he was drinking enough and share some trail mix with him. We started to walk again and Ben said, "Mom, don't walk so close to the edge!" Then I realized: Ben was afraid of how high we were and how steep the dunes were! I was really surprised. Fearing heights has NEVER been a problem for Ben, who I've had to tell to come lower down many times when he's climbed trees over the years. I don't know what caused it, but he was pretty nervous, even when we showed him that even though the dune looks steep, it's really hard to fall off of it because the sand "catches" you. In spite of his fear, Ben made it to the top...and then asked, "Can we go down now?"


Zach and Josiah were the first in our group to the top. I had left Ben with Adam and caught up to them so they wouldn't be too far ahead and Zach would have his water, which Adam had been carrying for him in the pack. They were pretty proud to be the first up! The mountains behind them, the Sangre de Cristos, are what create the bowl that causes the dunes to build up where they do.

And here's that view! Beautiful!

If you enlarge this picture of Adam and Ben on the final ascent you can see a bit of fuzz around their legs. That is actually the sand blowing around. It was pretty windy up there on the dunes and the sand was pelting us everywhere! Let's just say I won't need to exfoliate for a couple of weeks, my skin's baby soft!

We all made it! The group at the top, clockwise from the left, David, me, Adam, Josiah, Zach, Micah and Ben. HOORAY!!!

One of the most fun parts of making it up is going back down. Jumping off the dune peaks and running full-stride down the dunes makes the going down take minutes compared to the hour plus of going up. Plus, it makes for some fun photos!



Back at the bottom we all cooled our blazing, sand-pumiced feet in the clear, cold water and then fed our famished bodies picnic-style. It was a perfect antidote for a long, hot but successful hike up the dunes.

We weren't done hiking yet! We drove over to a short 1/2 mile hike in the mountains called Zapata Falls. And that's where
it happened. To get to the trailhead you have to leave the highway and drive a long switchback dirt road all uphill. On the drive up our car began to raise the alarm and lights began flashing. Uh oh. The radiator fan had gone out (it was actually the relay from the engine telling the fan to turn on that had gone out) and the engine totally overheated. Radiator fluid was boiling and roiling all up and out of our engine! We pulled over to the side of the road, opened the hood, all stood staring for a few minutes as the engine bled florescent greenish-yellow blood, piled in the Simond's Excursion and went for our hike anyway, figuring we'd fill our bottles with cold river water to pour in the radiator when we got back and allow the engine to cool on the mountainside while we hiked.

It was such a refreshing hike compared to The Dunes. When you come up over the crest where the river is cascading down the mountain and the green, leafy trees are growing there is a wonderful rush of cool, crisp air. Thank God for trees, or this place would be HOT!

Once you get there you have to hike up along the river a bit. It's such a picturesque Colorado river mountain scene! I just love it!

After the river walk Tommy and I stopped and headed back to wait for the rest of the group. The falls is in a little cavern that you can see the entrance to off to the left in the picture below. But the footing as you skirt up along the wall between the river and the rocks is too unsure with a baby in a backpack, so we didn't get to the falls. It's OK, I saw them last time and I am sure we will be going again! Adam said the waterfall was much fuller and the cavern much wetter than when we did the same hike Labor Day weekend two years ago (and this time even a bit of ice remained in the cavern from winter) so he couldn't get the camera out to take pictures because he was afraid it'd get too wet. The roaring of the falls was definitely too loud for Luke, who waited for Dad outside the cave.

After a short explore of the cavern and waterfall, everyone returned to the top of the trailhead where Valerie, Tommy and I had been hanging out. Before heading to the cars, we filled a couple of water bottles with river water for the van, and Luke found this little green caterpillar. He loved it! It was very hard to convince him that it needed to stay behind up by the river in the trees to live. So with tears and loud gasping sobs, we said goodbye to the little green "wor-um," as Luke called it.

Here's the view from just below the falls, the light brown at the bottom of the mountains there is Great Sand Dunes National Monument. With smoke from a forest fire that was burning in the mountains above the Dunes softening the air, it looked almost like a painting.

It was a fun, exhausting day of hiking, but we all had a great time. We went back to the campground for some swimming (although a hot springs pool isn't quite so refreshing on a hot day as a nice cool pool), tinfoil dinners and more s'mores! After the kids had crashed for the night, Valerie, David, Adam and I played a couple rounds of a fun card game called Wizard. I had a terrible showing the first time around, coming in last by nearly 200 points, but much to my shock (and everyone else's) I pulled out the win in the second round!
It had been another great day for the Conlin family!